Me: Here to pick up.
LG: One minute.
Me: Holy shit.
Me: Hey, buddy. Long time, no see.
LG: I suppose. 22 dollars.
Me: The ticket says 20, dude.
LG: No. 22.
Me: Right there, dude. 2. 0. 20.
LG: Oh, you are right. 20 dollars. I don’t have my glasses on.
Me: You wear glasses?
Me: We’re like peas and carrots, me and you.
LG: I suppose.
*OnOctober 1st, 2012 I left Los Angeles. On October 6th, 2012 I arrived back in Chicago. On December 29th, 2013 I left Chicago. On January 2nd, 2013 I arrived back in Los Angeles. This time for good. LG never left.