Me and LG

On August 12th, 2010 I tired of doing my own laundry. The following is a collection of “conversations” I’ve had with the attendant at the laundromat, one amongst the many on Torrance Avenue, that I was fortunate to haphazardly choose as the laundromat for me. My name is Josh. His name, to the best of my limited knowledge of this man, is Laundry Guy. Enjoy.

May 16, 2011

Pick Up 5/12/11: And From The Cosmos Comes This

LG: Hey. Here to pick up?

Me: Yep. It’s free for me today.

LG: Not today.

Me: It’s my birthday, I thought laundry was free on my birthday.

LG: May 12th is your birthday, too?

Me: Whoa. It’s your birthday?

LG: May 12th.

Me: Me, too.

Silence

Me: So, I guess it’s not free, huh?

LG: Not today.