Pick Up 5/12/11: And From The Cosmos Comes This

LG: Hey.  Here to pick up?

Me: Yep.  It’s free for me today.

LG: Not today.

Me: It’s my birthday, I thought laundry was free on my birthday.

LG: May 12th is your birthday, too?

Me: Whoa.  It’s your birthday?

LG: May 12th.

Me: Me, too.

Silence

Me: So, I guess it’s not free, huh?

LG: Not today.